OH MY GOD I’M ATUALLY CRYING AND SCREAMING AT RIOT FEST LINEUP LIKE WHY IS IT IN CHICAGO. WHY IS EVERY BAND I LOVE ONLY IN CHICAGO. WHY DOES GOD DO THES THINGS
I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things
a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never knew you wanted to join the military”
“why are you getting married”
“that’s an awful tattoo”
“what am i doing for the rest of my life”
“how will i afford deodorant in college”
“why can’t i graduate already”
“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
My dad said I can’t make pasta because he’s making pasta for dinner so I’m resigned with three bananas, a spoonful of nutella, and Brand New’s 1st album sulking in adulthood
I’M GOING TO MAKE MYSELF PASTA REALLY QUICKLY BECAUSE PASTA MAKES ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT PUTTING ARSENIC IN THE WATER OF CLEAR THINKING XOXO GOSSIP GIRL
it was cute having no boyfriend when it was normal and a lot of my friends were alone too but now its that age when even the weirdest, most awkward kids in my school are sexually active and im still here like haha…whats up..
Whatd u do
I FEEL THAT I MAY BE FUELING THE FIRE TO MY UNDERLYING SELF ESTEEM ISSUES BY PUTTING MYSELF INTO SITUATIONS WITH THOSE WHO HAVE NO ACTUALLY CONCERN FOR MY WELL BEING AND WOULD, TO BE FRANK, NOT PISS ON A FIRE TO PUT ME OUT AND IT LITERALLY HIT ME ON THE BUS RIDE HOME AND NOW ALL MY THOUGHTS ARE YELLING “YOU’VE MADE A MISTAKE”
are you ok my friend
I FEEL I MAY HAVE MADE A VERY DUMB AND EASILY SEEN MISTAKE
AND ON A MORE REALISTIC LEVEL IT’S LIKELY DUE TO SUBCONSCIOUS ISSUES THAT CAUSE ME TO ALLOW MYSELF TO BE AROUND PEOPLE THAT ARE BAD FOR ME BUT I PASSIVELY ANALYZE THESE THINGS WITH CHAGRIN ON SUCH A DAILY BASIS THAT I BARELY NOTICE MY FEET AS THEY SLIDE DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE
