a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never knew you wanted to join the military”
“why are you getting married”
“that’s an awful tattoo”
“what am i doing for the rest of my life”
“how will i afford deodorant in college”
“why can’t i graduate already”
“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
My dad said I can’t make pasta because he’s making pasta for dinner so I’m resigned with three bananas, a spoonful of nutella, and Brand New’s 1st album sulking in adulthood
I’M GOING TO MAKE MYSELF PASTA REALLY QUICKLY BECAUSE PASTA MAKES ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT PUTTING ARSENIC IN THE WATER OF CLEAR THINKING XOXO GOSSIP GIRL
it was cute having no boyfriend when it was normal and a lot of my friends were alone too but now its that age when even the weirdest, most awkward kids in my school are sexually active and im still here like haha…whats up..
Whatd u do
I FEEL THAT I MAY BE FUELING THE FIRE TO MY UNDERLYING SELF ESTEEM ISSUES BY PUTTING MYSELF INTO SITUATIONS WITH THOSE WHO HAVE NO ACTUALLY CONCERN FOR MY WELL BEING AND WOULD, TO BE FRANK, NOT PISS ON A FIRE TO PUT ME OUT AND IT LITERALLY HIT ME ON THE BUS RIDE HOME AND NOW ALL MY THOUGHTS ARE YELLING “YOU’VE MADE A MISTAKE”
are you ok my friend
I FEEL I MAY HAVE MADE A VERY DUMB AND EASILY SEEN MISTAKE
AND ON A MORE REALISTIC LEVEL IT’S LIKELY DUE TO SUBCONSCIOUS ISSUES THAT CAUSE ME TO ALLOW MYSELF TO BE AROUND PEOPLE THAT ARE BAD FOR ME BUT I PASSIVELY ANALYZE THESE THINGS WITH CHAGRIN ON SUCH A DAILY BASIS THAT I BARELY NOTICE MY FEET AS THEY SLIDE DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE
I’VE COME TO NOTICE THAT I MAKE DECISIONS BASED UPON IMMEDIATE GRATIFICATION AND BECOME ENAMORED IN THE SITUATION WITHOUT ACTIVELY ASSESSING THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS AND YET, WITH THIS KNOWLEDGE, I CONTINUE TO MAKE MISTAKES AND IT IS FOR THESE REASONS I AM ANNOYED WITH MYSELF
1 playAfter the Quake - Bears and Company
Thanks to Steven for introducing me to this lovely band.
An MTV “Made” episode only featuring bloggers from the summer of 2010 that looked uncomfortable but are now getting laid
I feel like you’ve all watched the trials and tribulations of me blossoming into a sexually active young adult and I do hope that we all will remember this short lived series with joy and tears. Laughs and cries.
blocparties said: ugh all i want is a nice boy who will make out with me while i talk about history and books and dumb movies juliana you truly are living my dream, except living it better than i would
NO, you’re actually intelligent though so you might know what you’re talking about and that is usually a more reliable route to take. I solemnly swear you will wander upon a male that doesn’t flip shit if you make conversation every twenty seconds in between
